Do you ever wonder what would be in your favourite TV character’s letter to Santa?
Of course you do! That’s why we’ve compiled a list of what we think our favourite TV heroes and villains would want to find under their Christmas tree. Some of the baddies on here would definitely be on the Naughty List. Some naughtier than others. Maybe Santa will make an exception this year for some.
Hmm… what would be good enough for the “Prince of Darkness”? Clearly he doesn’t lack for much but he does have a few weaknesses. No, we are not sending him scantily clad supermodels! How about a bottle of the world’s most expensive scotch. Surely that would appeal to Luci’s refined tastes.
Jesse Custer (Preacher)
Ah… the good preacher. We’re thinking Jesse would want something a little more practical. How about a nice pair of cowboy boots? Nah! He’s got those already and if they are the real thing, then those suckers last forever. No, we’re thinking of a way to keep Jesse’s love of god… and booze close to his heart.
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And for Jesse’s girl? Well Tulip has her own signature style and we think she would appreciate function and form. Tulip’s fondness for vintage dresses doesn’t leave a lot of room for her …um…”accessories.”
That’s why we think she would ask Santa for a “Boob Buddy Holster” from Fancy Pants Holsters. It fits snuggly under your bra and a polka dot halter dress, concealing guns of all sorts. Ha!
Well I’m not sure he’s even worthy of coal in his stocking. But, if Santa should feel generous this year then this would be perfect!
Available at most music stores, Little Richard‘s “Lucille” (You may have to scavenge a bit for vinyl) will warm Negan’s cold, black heart. He can serenade the true love of his life and while he’s distracted maybe someone can kill him for us.
Finally! Someone worthy of a fantastic gift this Christmas. Liv’s a busy girl…er… zombie. She doesn’t always have time to whip up elaborate meals for herself. She has crimes to solve. Admittedly Liv is pretty creative with her main ingredients (brains) but maybe this will give her some new ideas.
I’ve saved the best for last and since hubby probably wouldn’t appreciate me wrapping myself up… Damon will have to ask for something else. Damon appreciates antiques, particularly vintage cars so I’m thinking he wouldn’t mind adding another classic mustang to his garage. Merry Christmas Damon!
A 1969 Shelby Cobra (Classic Auto Trader) in blue of course–To match his beautiful eyes. Damon has been a very naughty boy this year Santa, but go easy on him. He tries so hard to be good.
Us gals at Booknista wish you all a wonderful holiday season and hope Santa is very good to you! Make sure you check back with Rants & Raves in 2017! All our favourites will be back and hopefully some new ones too.