Chapter by chapter cracky summaries and reviews of the top selling book, Fifty Shades of Grey.
Excuse me while I pour myself a glass of red wine. Why red? The red room of pain. Ana is getting closer to this thing finally happening with Christian Grey. This chapter opens with Christian standing over Ana. He’s got a riding crop. He’s wearing those fabulous faded old Levis. As an aside, Levis should’ve […]
Chapter 13 of Fifty Shades opens with some internal epic freak-out moments for Ana. The day’s been too peaceful! She’s had too much time to think! She’s nervous! Jumpy! Worried about seeing Christian! Worried that he’ll call off the contract! Worried that he won’t call off the contract! In a fit of desperation, she calls […]
Fifty Shades of Grey Book: Chapter 12 Also known as…Fifty Shades of WTF am I getting into with this guy. That’s Ana talking in that headline. Read the chapter eleven summary of the Fifty Shades of Grey book for Mary Sue’s scholarly summary on the sex contract. In this chapter of the Fifty Shades, Ana […]
Chapter 11: In which I spend more time reading the fine print of a sex contract than I ever wanted to, and am very, very glad I didn’t go to law school. (If you’re just joining us, start with chapter one.) Chapter 11 of Fifty Shades begins with the contract. All six and a half […]
Mr. Grey will see you now. Fifty Shades of Grey chapter ten review begins… If you recall in chapter nine of Fifty Shades of Grey, Christian’s mother was conducting a surprise visit to his palatial bachelor pad. His last words were… “Shit! It’s my mother.” Who hasn’t had that thought a few times? Show of hands? […]
Fifty Shades Chapter nine: If you’ve ever wanted to hear a smokin’ hot, sophisticated man talking like a posh frat boy, this chapter is for you. The innuendos are strange and slightly uncomfortable. This is your only warning. (If you’re just joining us, start with chapter one.) Fifty Shades Chapter nine opens with Anastasia comparing […]
